Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
It had been running all day and night.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What dogs are always lying to you?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call an exploding monkey?