Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
It had been running all day and night.
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call bees that are best friends?