Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
It had been running all day and night.
What do ducks have for lunch?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Can February March?
What kind of bird can write?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the pig go to the casino?