Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
They can catch bear-handed.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What is the smallest lion?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Where do books sleep?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why do Olympians never overheat?