Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
They can catch bear-handed.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why do cows make great bakers?
It's allergy season again?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?