What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?