What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Hush puppies.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why was the cat so small?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?