Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What day of the week do chickens hide?