Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What are baby potatoes called?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.