Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What cartoon character loves insects?