What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What makes music in your hair?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the frog starve?
What is the strongest animal?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?