What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?