What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?