What vegetables do librarians like?
Quiet peas.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What kind of bird can write?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Which president loved to take baths?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do pigs do over the summer?