Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Where was Noah born?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why are baseball games at night?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?