Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
Why do math teachers love March?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How long will dinner be?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?