Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What vegetables make the best music?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Which family member is always relieved?
Families are like fudge.
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?