Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is the opposite of coffee?
How do billboards talk?
What does an evil hen lay?