What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Boxing.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
We had a discussion about roses.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?