What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Boxing.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?