What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Bee-witched.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?