What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Did you know about April 1st?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?