What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do Scottish toads play?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?