What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?