What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?