What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a dog in space?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?