What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why was the broom late for school?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Are baby skunks cute?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?