What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What season begins with a thud?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Who invented fractions?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?