What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a silly hill?
What musical instrument is the best typist?