How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?