How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why do bees buzz?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Who invented fractions?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?