How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Where do horses reside?