What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Good tidings.
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?