Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How do you arrest a pig?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why do plants hate algebra?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?