Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What bird helps you stay dry?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What tree has the most bark?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?