Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?