Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why are cars magic?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?