What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
"Let us prey."
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How do billboards talk?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?