Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What animal likes to party the most?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do bees chew?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?