Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How did the toad die?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why is the beach so confident?