Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Do dads always snore?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's the most masculine animal?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Which family member has tusks?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?