Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
It's Crowded!
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did March say to the madness?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?