What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
A wildfire.
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?