What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
A wildfire.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where do cows go on vacation?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why do bees gossip?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?