What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
A wildfire.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How do bears keep cool?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?