What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
A wildfire.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?