What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Lettuce eat!
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
When does a horse talk?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
How do you make a bandstand?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's the world's weakest animal?