What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Lettuce eat!
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How do hurricanes see?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?