What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Lettuce eat!
I'm not a bad putter.
Why was the mime upset?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's E.T. short for?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?