What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
A toll-house road.
How are mountains able to see?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a dog in space?
Which fly makes films?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why did the whale cross the road?