Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Who invented fractions?