Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where do chips wear socks?