Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
What sports are both plant-based?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which cats love to be petted?