What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do insects learn at school?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the confused bee say?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?