What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the fish blush?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?