What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What cartoon character loves insects?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?