What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do math teachers eat?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What animal loves a baseball game?