Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why was the mime upset?
Why is furniture so generous?
What tree has the most bark?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?