How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
He gave her an onion ring!
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How do you get kids to do something?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?