How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
He gave her an onion ring!
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's the friendliest national park?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What school subject really rocks?