How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
He gave her an onion ring!
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What type of music do frogs listen to?