Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?