Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How do you get kids to do something?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What does a dog say before eating?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What part of a fish is the most musical?