Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?