Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How do bears keep cool?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?