Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Which hot drink loves golf?