How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What does a panda ghost say?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What fish sings the best?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Which elf is the best singer?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?