How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
What dogs are always lying to you?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What bee is good for your health?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do fairies always drink?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?