Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
The Westminster Tabby!
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which former US President was always cold?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
When do cows get tired?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What fish sings the best?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the sailor lose his job?