What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
The dentist!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?