What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do mice need oiling?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?