What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
An alley cat!
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why are cowboys always religious?