Why do bees gossip?
To hear the latest buzz.
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why are turtles so shy?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?