What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Grand-paw.
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?