What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the foal cough?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What bee is good for your health?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?