Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
What does the sun drink out of?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?