Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?