How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What kind of books do boats write?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?