How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why are goats so funny?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How do snowmen get information?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Someone stole all my lamps.