How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Because they're both full of stuffing.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How do you care for a sick bird?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?