What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Granny Smith!
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How do you get kids to do something?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?