What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Granny Smith!
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
If you need help building an ark...
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why was the fish so smart?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Which relative loves rice?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the barber win the race?