Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What day is your mom always right?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What siblings are always sad?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?