Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto!
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What condiment has wings?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?