Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which music festival was full of lumber?