Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?