Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
Where does a camper keep his money?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do cats wear to work?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?