Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the barber win the race?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?