Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
He had an amazing set of pipes.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What food is a man's best friend?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How do automobiles fly?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?