Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
He had an amazing set of pipes.
How do you make a cow float?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?