Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
He had an amazing set of pipes.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's the opposite of irony?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why are cars magic?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?