How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Hiss and herss.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the friendliest national park?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?