Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?