Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?