Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
She was pigheaded.
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
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Why do trees try new things so often?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do bees gossip?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
When should you start writing a book?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?