Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why are goats so funny?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?