Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is a mouse's favorite game?