Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
He was the designated hitter.
What is the most attractive fruit?
How much does freedom weigh?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Which subject has two parts?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you give a pony with a cold?