Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do trees wear to the lake?