Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
A goal-ie.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What is the strongest animal?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?