What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
The seventh-inning stretch.
What's the most athletic footwear?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.