What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
The seventh-inning stretch.
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What fish sings the best?
What makes music in your hair?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call an animal pop star?