What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
The seventh-inning stretch.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's the saddest part of the week?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?