What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Baa-nilla.
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How do snowmen get information?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call a snowman's dog?