What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Who invented fractions?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How did the toad die?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?