What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the fish blush?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What goes up when the rain comes down?