What animal has the most fun?
Ponies. They are always horsing around.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do bees gossip?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
A book just fell on my head.