What animal has the most fun?
Ponies. They are always horsing around.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why are fish such good architects?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?