What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What birds always travel in twos?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What fairy loves to count?