What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Which is the worst season?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What animal has the most fun?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Where would you find an elephant?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?