What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How do fireflies start a race?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which family member is always relieved?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?