What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call a small mom?
What do trees keep as a pet?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How do animals blend into the desert?