Why was the storm actually calm?
It had a lot of windchill.
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's a henway?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is the color of the wind?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a household of counselors?