Why was the storm actually calm?
It had a lot of windchill.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a tired tree?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the sick chicken say?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What animal should you never play poker with?