Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?