Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Who invented fractions?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?