Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What is the color of the wind?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Which is the worst season?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is the coolest country?
What animal floats best?
What sound does a witch's car make?