Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?