What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do bees chew?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?