What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes.
When should you start writing a book?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
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What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?