Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What dog never pays attention in class?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?