Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What animal has the worst mood swings?