Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
They love to live on a razor's edge.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Who invented fractions?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?